My Sister calls me this evening...
"We were watching Malcolm in the Middle. The dad's name is Hal. Your Niece says, 'His name is Hal?'
I said, 'yes.'
She said, 'Hal? Like, Oh My God and Hal? Hal?'
...pause of contemplation...
'Mom, can we name people Dammit?'"
Ah, to be 5.